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I know I know! I'm still writing smut, I promise! I've got a few blog posts that need some.... polishing. Going to school and having to clean up after two men (there is a FULL bottle of beer on the coffee table from last night!!) doesn't leave a whole lot of.... useable time. It leaves me frustratingly busy, but it's all in all a good thing, seeing as we have so much shit piling up we don't know what to do with. And all you can really do with shit is use it as fuel, so it's powering a full cleaning of the house and a happier submersion into slavery (I will tell you guys about that soon!). It is also pretty hard to write porn in little snippets, because when I return to it later, I just want to scrap the whole thing. In the meantime, here is a thing I stole from Ashley Starr!

What was your first Halloween costume?

=.= I was a pink bunny. In a full-body suit. ~_~

What costume did you hate?

=.= I was a pink bunny. In a full-body suit. ~_~

What are you going to be this year?

Master and I are going as Team Rocket!

What was your most expensive costume?

Once, when I was a vampire, I wore the dress I also wore to the Naval Ball.

What was your favorite costume?

I never really had a good enough one to have a favorite. >>

When was the last time you went trick-or-treating?

uuuh. I wasn't allowed after 12, and the inherent lameness of everyone else involved just sort of shooed me away. I used to mostly go do magic and scare the shit out of people (because no one expects a corpse lying in the bushes)

M&Ms or Skittles?

Skittles :3

Berry or Tropical Flavored candies?

THIS IS NOT A DECISION IT IS TORTURE

White, Milk, or Dark Chocolate?

Milk or dark, white chocolate contains no cocoa and therefore isn't really chocolate.

Sour or Sweet?

oh god why can't I have both

Chewy or Crunchy?

Crunchy, mostly.

Cloddhoppers or Whoppers?

What is a cloddhopper? I am pretty sure that is an insult. And Whoppers are chalky. (sorry, Master D:)

Chocolate-covered: Raisins or Peanuts?

Chocolate covered raisins fo' sho.

Starburst or Gobstoppers?

I'll take the Starburst if you take all the banana and orange ones.

Bubble gum or lollipops?

Tootsie Roll Pops. o3o Crunchy and licky with juuuust enough give.

NERDS or Pop Rocks?

.....Pop rocks. Stop shouting your biases at me.

What was the first horror movie you saw?

Pet Semetary. 'nuff said.

What was the last horror movie you saw?

eeeeeh. Probably SawV, but that's really more of a psychothriller.

Zombies or Aliens?

The supernatural range between!

Ghosts or Vampires?

I live with a ghost, but I am a vampire. Hm.

What is the goriest movie you have seen?

I don't even know

Who is scarier: The Ring girl or The Exorcist girl?

The Ring girl made me shudder. The Exorcist girl made me nauseous.

Who is Scarier: The Saw clown or the Chucky doll?

The Saw clown, by virtue of its laughter.

What did you like better: Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of The Dark?

Goosebumps, but probably only because I wasn't allowed television for the LONGEST time.

What do you prefer: Resident Evil or Silent Hill?

Resident Evil!

What was the scariest video game you have played?

Half-Life. I hate games that startle D:

What are you doing for Halloween this year?

Up in the cities there's a Halloween play party that we've really been wanting to go to. But it likely won't happen. So I dunno what we would do instead.

What is your biggest pet peeve about trick-or-treaters?

That there are kids showing up on my doorstep!

Do you like going to the fun theme haunted houses that are designed to try to scare the pants off of you?

I actually used to help run one of these! In ROTC, every year we went to the town's firehouse where they set up a huge haunted house. The last time I did it, they overpowered whatever it was that was making the fog so all the volunteers almost died, because we were in it for like three hours before anyone noticed, because the guests all went through relatively quickly. I guess no one said anything until the walls were completely obscured.